The Daily: August 5th, 2012

The Daily:

Everyday we add some celebrity birthdays, quotes, jokes, and advice. We call it "The Daily"

Celebrity Birthdays:

Neil Armstrong
Adam Yaunch

Maureen Mccormick

Quote:

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
Steve Martin

Joke:

“In the year 3000, everything will be instant... but the DMV will still take, like, nine f**** seconds”
-Dane Cook

Advice:

Take time and get your mother flowers.

Sources:

Cook, Dane. "Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Stand Up Joke Search | Comedy Centrals Jokes.com." Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Stand Up Joke Search | Comedy Centrals Jokes.com. N.p., 27 June 2000. Web. 04 Aug. 2012. <http://www.jokes.com/funny/>.

"August 5 Birthdays." August 5 Birthdays. Famousbirthdays.net, n.d. Web. 04 Aug. 2012. <http://www.famousbirthdays.com/august5.html>.

"Funny Quote." BrainyQuote. Xplore, n.d. Web. 04 Aug. 2012. <http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html>.